New “Happa”?

Replacing the b with a p.
Example: Hi 7appeepti!

 

EW. NO.

 

A tweep keeps using this habba. I unfollowed him. Obviously:

That is all I have to say.

Loving These!

Been quite obsessed with these songs lately. Tell me what you think if you’ve listened to them!

1. Bang Bang – K’Naan Ft. Adam Levine
2. Do It Like A Dude – Jessie J
3. Higher – Taio Cruz Ft. Travie Mccoy
4. Englishman in New York – PH Electro (originally a Sting song)
5. Give A Little More – Maroon 5
6. Fuckin’ Perfet – P!nk
7. Champion – Chipmunk ft Chris Brown
8. Do What You Do – Drake
9. Loving You No More – Dirty Money ft. Drake
10. Head Over Heels – Vogue In The Moment
11. That’s All She Wrote – T.I. Ft Eminem

Embarrassing Moments

I’m going to share my most embarrassing moments with you all J la2anna wayed a7ebkum J ou la2anna afashel shway J.

1-      Marra my 2 friends and I were at the mall. We were late for something and I had to go into a store. My friend #1 was making me laugh, ou no3y I put my head down shway lama a’97ak (don’t ask why. Madre.) fa I bumped into this lady by accident .. This lady had on a HOT pink juicy training suit, blonde-ish straight hair (ya3ne tamless), hot pink lipstick, smokey brown eye ou Gina slippers. Anyway, de3amt feeha bil ghala6 wela I hurriedly said “sorry sorry!” and speed-walked away. Apparently I was fast, la2anna my two friends waray were laughing. Laish? La2anna when I walked away the lady laffat 3alay ou galat “Mashallah mishtaaaa6aaaaa:O!” …. Girl, what? It made me laugh, bas mishta6a 3ala shino? The fact that I apologized wela ina your lipstick+sandal combo half-blinded me fa I had to run away…? Pshhhaih

2-      Marra my sister and I were walking in a mall. This random Indian jedamy was LITERALLYYYYYY running with a shopping cart with a “I AM THE CHAMPION” look on his face. The shopping cart was completely empty. I kept walking assuming that he was going to slow down lama he got close to ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS …and move his cart. Il7abeeb kammaaaaaaal wala chinna he’s in a public place. Lama he got close, he didn’t swerve or move in the slightest fa I had to do a ninja move to get out of the way (I jumped to the side ninja-style). ELMUSHKELA HE DIDN’T STOP. THE EFF IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!? Ilmohim, lafait wela ashouf three guys laughing HYSTERICALLY at me. Jad one of them masek ba6na. I couldn’t help but laugh at the realization of what I did. I’m kind of curious about what would have happened lo I didn’t move. Would he have bumped into me ou 6ayarni?:O

I never had one of those “6e7t 3ala wayhy omg fashla” moments. I don’t usually fall, el7imdillah. But if I did I’d probably brush it off.

Anyway, SHAAAAAARE! What are your embarrassing moments?